GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Treat from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the latest craze on Earth! But is it safe? This otherworldly concoction, made from bizarre fruits and unfamiliar plants, has taken the world by storm. Should you avoid it at all costs? Speculation runs rampant about the effects of this potent juice. Many believe it grants superhuman s